Funny Birthday Message for Weird Best Friend
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A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, "there's a friend that sticks closer than a brother." One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.
And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend's face. This is why we've created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.
Happy Birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends
- Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I'm in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
- Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I'm sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
- Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don't worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
- Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
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- My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
- They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn't include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
- There's one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don't be afraid to age, it's the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
- Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I've invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
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- Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.
- A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They're comfortable, you've had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
- Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don't mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
- Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
- Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we're old and our future children put us in a home, we'll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
- Facebook reminded me it was your birthday today. So let's take a moment and think back to our 21st birthdays… and be thankful Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we're lucky that unlike these later generations, our kids won't be able to scroll thru our tagged photos from 20+ years ago! Oh the shenanigans that they will never know of… happy birthday you, you lucky old fart.
- You're inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn't like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it's Independence Day but I hope you don't suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
- Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!
Happy Birthday. May you live long and prosper!
- Happy Birthday. I am finding it impossible to convey into words what your friendship means to me. I am either linguistically challenged or else our friendship is just that extraordinary there are no words. I hope you have an incredible day!
- Happy Birthday, ya filthy animal… & a happy new year too!
- Let it go! Let it go! Age can't hold you back from having fun… Happy Birthday. Just remember wine tastes better the older it gets.
This can't be the actual birthday gift!
- If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.
- If you were cast on a reality tv show it would most definitely be the Real Housewives of Glowing and Youthful. I hope you have a great day and get to spend it with family and friends. Happy Birthday, beautiful lady.
- Happy Birthday to someone else who grew up back in the day when we only knew the # sign as a 'number' sign and not as a 'hashtag' sign. What does hashtag even mean anyway?? We're getting old! #itsyourbirthday #youareawesome #haveagreatday #Idontgetit #gettingold
- Jeepers. Creepers. You are getting old! I think you're almost old enough to be accepted into one of those assisted living facilities. I hear those places always have free coffee. Did you want me to pick you up an application–just think of the people watching we could do!
- What are all those flashing lights outside? That's only the fire department. After word got out about how many candles you were having on your cake this year they weren't taking any chances. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday from one old hag to another! I hope your day is full of fun and you're surrounded by family and friends.
- My name is Inigo Montoya… you've killed my father… allow me to sing to you before I must kill you. Happy Birthday, good sir.
- I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you….I will look for you. I will find you. I will wish you a happy birthday and that will be the end of it.
- I will go ahead and make your day. Happy Birthday, my good friend. I didn't even log on to Facebook to be told it was your special day. I hope you make it a great one.
Oh my dog, it's your bday!
Happy Birthday. Love & Hugs!
- Hakuna Matata! I hope you enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday to you and what a wonderful day. To have no worries and brush your cares away. Hakuna Matata!
- I have one important piece of advice to give you on your special day. Being a year older now the one piece of advice I feel obligated to give you…don't EVER pass a bathroom without making a pitstop. Happy Birthday.
- Friend, is your old age getting to you now? Well if it will make you feel any better just know that it won't last that long. You can't be old forever! Get out and enjoy your day. Happy Birthday!
- So I picked you up a bunch of real estate brochures for Florida. They say once you get to be your age…you get the itch to start heading south. Happy Birthday to someone who will let me sleep on their couch when they become snowbirds!
Happy Birthday!…But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that…too many of them might kill you.
- Age is a number, but life is your calculator.
- A happy birthday to a person who in dog years would already be dead.
- A lighter? We're going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles. Many happy returns!
- The Best Birthday greeting for you… sorry but that was all I could afford :).
Happy Birthday. Enjoy, have fun. It's your special day!
Funny Birthday Wishes for your Best Friend
- They say you are who you surround yourself with and I guess that makes me an incredibly intelligent beautiful human being because that's what you are my best friend. Happy Birthday to you and I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!
- Lucy and Ethel. Bonnie and Clyde. Sonny and Cher. Ernie and Bert. Batman and Robin. Tom and Jerry. Thelma and Louise. Han Solo and Chewbacca. Simon and Garfunkel. Peanut butter and Jelly. You and me! Happy Birthday to my favorite sidekick and best friend.
- I know if anyone heard us talking they would probably think we had escaped from a mental institution. Happy Birthday to my best friend! I hope we have many more years of crazy wild adventures together!
- Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say 'vintage' is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.
- Today is someone special's birthday. Someone who is as selfless and compassionate as they are beautiful and bubbly. Someone who lights up a room with a 400 Watt smile. Someone with grace and poise and has a wicked sweet tooth. Could that someone be you?! Happy Birthday to my very best friend.
- Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I'm so glad we're best friends! Oink! Oink!
- Nobody knows where the years have gone, it seems like it's only been a short time. How have you not aged a day when the years have left me all gray? It's your party, I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry to if gray happened to you! Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend! May the years continue to be kind!
- Happy Birthday, bestie! Always remember that I appreciate you—-almost as much as Kim Kardashian appreciates herself! Have a great day!
Happy Birthday my Dear Friend
- Happy Birthday to my best friend! Please keep in mind that I only surround myself with people that I find awesome. I hope you have a great birthday.
- Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard! I bet your house is filled with many leatherbound books… and stinks of rich mahogany!!!
- I would volunteer as a tribute like Katniss in the Hunger Games if it meant I was saving your life… AND starring alongside Josh Hutcherson. Happy Birthday! May the odds forever be in your favor.
- Ferris Bueller was right. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it." Happy Birthday. Don't forget to stop and look around at all the wonderful things and people that surround you.
- Happy Birthday! I hope this birthday is your greatest birthday yet! I want you to know how much I treasure our friendship. "There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you cause you've got a friend in me."-Toy Story
- I invited Christian Grey to your birthday party… but since he didn't RSVP I will have to dole out the birthday spankings myself!! What are we up to this year?? Happy Birthday–now bend over!
Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around.
- Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are.
- I really find it sad that the older we get, we have more candles than cake!! How is that fair? I think to compensate we have 2 pieces instead of 1. Sound good?? Happy Birthday! Now blow out the candles before the fire alarm goes off!
- Happy Birthday to one of the very few people whose Facebook statuses don't make me want to pull my hair out and deactivate my account. I hope you have a great day surrounded by your friends and family. Now…I must solidify our friendship by wishing you a happy birthday on your Facebook page.
- Happy Birthday! Now when do we get to gossip about all the people you don't know that wished you a happy birthday on your Facebook wall?!
- So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let's get to the good stuff—cake & wine!
Happy Birthday to someone else who remembers the sound of the computer connecting to the AOL phone line….and remembers the sound of the VCR rewinding the VHS tape and the feeling of pure happiness when it would finally 'click' and be at the beginning again. I love you, best friend! I hope your birthday is heavy–and no I don't mean the earth's gravitational pull.
- Happy Birthday to someone else who remembers the sound of the computer connecting to the AOL phone line… and remembers the sound of the VCR rewinding the VHS tape and the feeling of pure happiness when it would finally 'click' and be at the beginning again. I love you, best friend! I hope your birthday is heavy–and no I don't mean the earth's gravitational pull.
- Happy Birthday! Did you want to go tour the old folks home and pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and wheelchair races are Saturday at 2pm.
- I don't think life is like a box of chocolates. I think life is like an Almond Joy. You bite into it and get a mouthful of flakes and then you have to eat thru the flakes to find those 2 perfect and delicious nuts. You and I are the nuts!! Happy Birthday from one nut to another.
- Leaving Las Vegas and the Casino to head towards Philadelphia has me feeling like I'm in The Matrix. I had Great Expectations that this wouldn't be As Good As It Gets and making a U Turn to go board the new Titanic to head towards Notting Hill would the absolute Full Monty and wouldn't be the Misery you thought it would be. I was imagining more Thelma & Louise than being a couple of boring Sleepers. Well I am going to use my Basic Instinct and head off to my Junior suite on the grand ship. Don't forget…You've Got Mail coming–I sent it yesterday from when I was suffering from the Heat and Sleepless in Seattle! Happy Birthday to my fellow 90s movie loving friend!
The sound of happiness, now in birtHDay mode.
- Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you celebrate your day! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you drink and dance and play! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!
- If you were milk or cheese I would definitely have to throw you out but since I don't see an expiration sticker on you and you don't seem to smell…I'll just assume you're alright. Happy Birthday, my old but well-preserved best friend!
- It's a well known fact that cake and ice cream are 100% fat free, calorie free, sugar free, GMO free, gluten free, and contains no high fructose corn syrup… on your birthday. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!
- They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that's a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don't worry though, you're a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!
- I bought you an iron for your birthday. I know they say as you get older you start getting a few creases…I wanted to make sure you were prepared. I know. I know. I am a very thoughtful friend. Happy Birthday!!
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- Happy Birthday to someone whose friendship I value almost as much as a glass of merlot! I hope you have a wonderful day, my fellow wine-oisseur.
- Blow out your candles and make a big wish! Let's cut this cake and enjoy this dish! I hope you have a great birthday and get to eat all the cake and ice cream you want. Thank you for your friendship.
- I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as my dog enjoys chasing his own tail! (..and that's a heck of a lot!) Happy Birthday, best friend.
- Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday! How many years have we been celebrating this birthday now?? Happy Birthday to my very best friend. I cherish our friendship… even if you are staying the same age and not getting any older!
- Here's to another year of laughing until we pee, crying until we have snot dripping from our nose, and talking until our voice goes hoarse! Happy Birthday, my best friend! Cheers to another year older!
- Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
- My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that's only if your cheeks won't be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
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- Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
- Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
- My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it's here with you. So, don't expect any other 'present', it's already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
- My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe.
- My darling friend, I don't want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There's a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.
- Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I'm not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend.
- I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed 'U'. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn't the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!
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- Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.
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Funny Birthday Messages for Guys
- Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You're hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
- Dang! Life isn't fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you'd be by this age, and on top of that you're old!
- May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
- You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
- On your birthday, my new nickname for you is "Methuselah". I guess you never thought that someday you'd become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
- You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can't boast of this. Happy birthday.
- As you age, your heart is probably screaming, "Why God? Oh God, why?!" But buddy, there is no point screaming. You're old, and that's a fact! Happy birthday!
Happy Unspecified Birthday!
- We weren't friends until you gave me the Wi-fi password. I guess we must be best friends now because now when I come over it connects instantly. Happy birthday, cyber partner.
- When life gets crazy, you need to have someone to lean on, laugh with, and do stupid stuff with- I'm glad I found you so I can do all those things. You're the best! A year older but still the best.
- When people tell me I need a therapist, I just tell them I already have a best friend. Who else do I need?
- When the babes run out, I'll still be there for ya, bro! Best wishes!
- Best friendships are weird and awesome at the same time: you have many people you've met, but then you're like "I like this one the best". It's true, I do.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls
- Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
- You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn't the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
- Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
- Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn't notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
- On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
- Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you'd be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
- Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
- God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria's Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Quotes to an Older Friend
- Happy 60th birthday to you. I know the secret to retaining your glory as you age – don't pick out your grey-hair, it's a crown of glory!
- Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you're counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
- Dear senior friend, I couldn't buy the candles you requested for. The candle company said they don't have provision for delivering 60 candles. As for the confectionery store, they said they don't have the technology to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. Oh, the fire-fighters said they don't have up to 60 fire extinguishers to bring to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior friend.
Happy birthday from your much younger friend.
- I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams.
- Funny Birthday Wishes for an Older Friend
- My elderly friend, don't worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
- A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
- If aging were a criminal offense, then you'd be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
- Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: "You hit like a b****". Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
- I can't believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn't it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?
Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday.
- At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there's absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
- On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don't cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
- Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.
- Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It's your special day!
- Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend's 30th Birthday
- I can Google to find almost everything in this world, but I can never Google to find such a wonderful friend like you. Happy 30th birthday.
- Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!
- Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday.
- Happy 30th birthday, dear friend. May your accomplishments be bigger than Donald Trump's ego!
- At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren't feeling bad about yourself if you aren't raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!
- Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let's go quench your thirst in a bar.
- Abracadabra! Nope, it didn't work! You're still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!
Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend's 40th Birthday
- I can't believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!
- Happy 40th birthday! I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you'd turn 40 so quickly.
- Don't worry about getting older today. Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s.
- They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s.
- Happy 40th birthday, friend. I hope you're not planning to blow off candles today, or we will need a trailer load of candles to represent your age.
- Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!
- Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday.
- It is your natural right to grow. It's good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend.
- Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don't worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day.
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